Went to the ER a few years ago; they asked if I was pregnant and I said no as I had been dating another cis woman for the 4 years prior.

They still gave me a pregnancy test.

If you aren’t going to believe me anyway just give me the damn test and don’t bother me with the question.

I don’t know about others but my cat does not try to bury puke. She immediately wants to get as far as from it as possible and will actively avoid the area until the puke has been cleaned up.