No form, just whisper ‘sudo apt-get install femboy-starter-kit’ into the void and they will arrive within 24 hours

Oh, bless Apple’s heart, always looking out for us! It’s purely coincidental that their “concern” aligns perfectly with protecting their profit margins and crushing any semblance of competition. I’m sure the irony of a company that has faced numerous privacy concerns itself is completely lost on you. And I’m sure that little red exclamation mark isn’t designed to scare anyone into using Apple Pay exclusively. No, absolutely not. It’s just good, old-fashioned corporate altruism! 😊

Project Oracle babyyyy

This is how every single IoT company works. This is the standard. You can even tell from the app that they used a shitty templating app that makes this app look the same compared to every other shitty IoT app.

You literally have to establish cloud access first by registering an account or SSO then signing in before even using the app. Then you grant Bluetooth access. You can download the app and see right now.

At ANY point this company can collect your data or do any combination of things from the list I mentioned.

The app doesn’t have to exist. Calibration can happen via other means.

You’re zeroing in on this one app’s supposed utility, missing the broader, well-documented pattern of issues with app-dependent, cloud-connected devices. The fundamental problem isn’t this specific app, but the systemic risks: data harvesting, planned obsolescence when servers shut down, and companies shifting terms post-purchase. Dismissing valid comparisons because the product category differs is a smokescreen. The concern isn’t an assumption based on nothing; it’s based on a consistent history of consumer-unfriendly practices across the IoT landscape.

1. Google Nest Secure: Bricked by server shutdown (announced for April 2024).
2. Revolv Smart Home Hub: Bricked by server shutdown after Nest acquisition (2016).
3. Vizio Smart TVs: Caught collecting and selling viewing data (settlement in 2017).
4. Sonos Older Speakers: Attempted forced obsolescence through a “recycle mode” (faced backlash around 2020).
5. iRobot (Roomba): Privacy concerns over mapping user homes and data sharing (surfaced significantly around 2017-2022, especially with Amazon acquisition talks).
6. Anki (Cozmo/Vector Robots): Company folded, impacting cloud server access for full functionality (2019).
7. Cloud-Based Pet Feeders: Multiple brands have had server outages causing failures (ongoing issue, specific examples like Petnet in 2016 & 2020).
8. Wink Smart Home Hubs: Imposed sudden mandatory subscription fees (2020).
9. Philips Hue Smart Lights: Increased account requirements and phased out older bridge support (various changes, e.g., original bridge support ended 2020).
10. My Cloud Home Drives (Western Digital):Local file access blocked during server outages (notable widespread outages in 2021 and 2023).
11. “Smart” Padlocks: Prone to software/hardware failures and security vulnerabilities discovered (ongoing, e.g., Tapplock issues reported around 2018-2019).
12. Chamberlain MyQ Garage Doors: Blocked third-party integrations (significant moves around 2023).

Skepticism isn’t an “assumption based on nothing”; it’s pattern recognition.