This isn’t malicious compliance, it’s compliance with the law to the very letter. Good job.

Yes, but it’s still cute and mildly interesting that it has “pork chop” for a smoker sales vehicle.

Good. The rule is stupid and deserves to be worked around. Water is essential. I hate when I go to these kinds of public places and they give you no option to get water other than bringing it yourself. Poor logistics on the part of the event organizers.