Such a “Not The Onion” headline. Article is more hilarious too, although being completely real.

Amen to that mister Baggie. BTW, wouldn’t you happen to be related to Dr. Bag, the man that did the autopsy?

Because then I’m giving my phone more responsibility and the goal is to take away some from it, I don’t want to be reading and get bombarded with notifications from social media, or get calls, or drain my battery by doing do. I want a dedicated device for that, an a tablet is more capable than an e-reader. I also want to practice writing and a tablet with a digital pen is good for that purpose.

So they basically saying you should buy a car if you want some meds, or at the very least rent one.

Tablet is just a bigger screen…

And this is why I got a tablet, I needed more space in my screen 🤷‍♂️

Now the US government is like “when you give someone a ride you ride with Hitler! F**k them, they can buy their own car”.