nah, they’re just misunderstood. Once you get to know them they really open up.

Pushkin (or pusskin if you’re feeling punny)

if buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing.

water is wet, fork found in kitchen

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I took too many days off

Lebanese supermarket near me sells coffee with ‘hel’. Had no idea what it was, so I bought it. Turns out it’s cardamon and tastes great.