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“Listen, you gotta ease up on all that porn man …”

You leave my E89 Z4 alone!

On StackOverflow: “never mind, figured it out.”

The priest to his mates before the baptism: “Remember, no Russian.”

Well it came out of a hole alright.

Yo she alright but does she even know how to exit vim

I will always shill for Bitwarden and will die on this hill. Free for most features and for $10 a year you get TOTP generation and the integration is so bloody well thought-through. Insane value and two thumbs up (or three, if I move to Fukushima).

finally gonna realize how fucking lonely I am

I don’t know, have you tried checking out the hot singles in your area? /s

Thank you for sharing this. I learn something new everyday, much appreciated.

Ah, the ol’ Brainfuck, aka the new PHP of 2034.

Probably done in jest, but this reads like the 100,000,000th “agree?” bullshit post on LinkedIn.

Dude’s training for his spelling bee. Let’s not over_react_.

Only if your bits touch.

That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.