Seriously. I just kinda check it out once in a while.

In the US you’re either White or wrong.

I mean, yeah, but why you gotta call me out like that?

Yeah, mine was just wrong. It says “likely lives in name of vacation spot,” even though I went there just twice this year and had some stuff shipped. The rest of the site knows my actual address but this “about me” section doesn’t.

You could try reading the article.

And the kids. It’s because they like to fuck kids.

I’ve never seen a photo of his yacht full of people having fun.

If you had 280 billion, you wouldn’t give two hot shits about destroying the world.

Yo dog. We heard you had a surveillance kink so we started listening to your watching while you’re watching our listening.

So how the hell was it done? Long piece of rope? Hot air balloon? Or having a bird fly from one point to another and timing it?

Elon save my grandpa!

I’m probably wrong because I’m not 20 years old, but I thought “Drip” refers to the physical clothing, while “rizz” is the style and how the person carries themselves.

Was there a pop followed by a magic smoke release?

Brett Baker can suck my left nut.

No one is stopping you from wearing anything. You can wear a Fez covered in glitter if you want.

Thank you for your service.

It was full of sinners, obviously.

Winamp: It really IS the llama’s ass.

So you’re wearing Meta glasses?