You ever wonder if your spoon-dimension self can pull you in and switch places and then you are stuck in the spoon dimension and the only other things there are things the spoon is currently reflecting. Then you have to wait for you spoon dimension Doppelganger to let its guard down while eating cereal to have a chance at switching back but it waited for decades to get out and is already keen to your tricks.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony dog’s choosing. But because, I use my intelligence to sniff highlighters.

A virtual version of the museum in 2029? What would be the point in going? I can look at a picture of a picture on the internet for free.

Here we are 4 years later. I wonder if he made it to the sun.

Age of Wonders: Planetfall. The sci-fi 4x with a Civilization-like overworld and x-com styled battles. I hope to only suck a little bit at it.

I have like 20mins in this game. A little tutorial and some time to familiarize myself with movement and stuff and next is an impossible boss. Kthxbai. I loved Armored Core as a kid, but I could finish the missions without a guide.

The original Power Rangers made like minimum wage or something crazy low. That $800 million economic burden the studios bemoan is probably living wages for people.

I never saw anything appealing in the battle pass - not that I wanted to pay the company just for the opportunity to work for something. All the emotes were someone struggling with a caged heart and only the already free pajama set looked like clothes someone would actually wear.

My favorite part was to look for other people wearing the comsetics so I could smugly think about how they paid to work for that. If season 2 holds my attention I can’t wait to whale watch again.

But what powers the lasers? Is it the jam? Does the jam power the lasers?

Strength in numbers, Arisen.

Aw. This is the “Dune” I liked. The new one wasn’t nearly cheesey enough and filled with whisper talking and took forever to get anywhere.

They keep trying to give me Bing and Edge for free and I don’t want either. I can see where Apple is coming from.

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Fucking reddit added loot boxes to pregnancy!?

Did you know there is a log right where about half your cat should be

I don’t mind reality television. I wish that competition reality would be something other than singing, dancing, and food. Forged in Fire was cool, Lego Masters is fun.

I watched The Flash as my one movie last week too. Oops.

They had better have the ability to eat people. Otherwise we won’t have a reason to make robot animals to deal with it.