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You’ve got þat backwards… Þorne is þe unvoiced letter, as in þem or boþ, whereas eð is þe voiced, as in faðer.

Source: A semester of Old West Norse language class (wherein þorne and eð are used in the same way as in English).

Earth warms up from ice age. Big sloth too fuzzy. Loses fuzz and tries to climb tree. Big sloth too big. Small big sloth gets smaller, climbs tree.

My evangelical school did a “classical education” and made the mistake of actually having some critical thinking after all the indoctrination. I’m a pagan leftist transgender homosexual now.

Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is yes.

It’s just a text code not a url. It reads:

Do Not Stop, Do Not Detain, Above Diplomatic Status

… whatever the actual fuck that means.

Hmm I wonder why a lot of us kill ourselves. Maybe everyone telling us we’re sinful freaks that ought to burn in hell or be locked in an insane asylum for the unnatural absurdity of wanting to look cute? Naw, couldn’t be that, tRaNS AgeNDa MAkEs PpL kIlL tHeMSeLveS uga buga…

I must politely request that you fuck off.

Edit: If this is satire please mark it as such, as many would post this unironically.

He didn’t have a proper sniper with a good scope, it was just, reportedly, an “AR-15 style rifle.” In which case, good shot. Very good shot. That’s a long ways, and proper sniper equipment is hard to get and harder to conceal.

Edit: I had no clue how close this actually was, at the time of writing the details hadn’t been released. 150 yards… yeah even I could make that shot. How do you miss that…

Idk about the mucous, but a fever is definitely an attempt at killing whatever foreign pathogen is there. Hopefully a pathologist or doctor can help us here.

Alternative ending:

shadowy creature picks up scyth off the blood-stained ground, enters carrying the severed skull of the Grim Reaper.

“I am become Death, reaper of souls. Your time has come…”

So many good names to reuse. I say we pull out some victorian names, we’ve gotten past the “that’s my grandma” part of the cycle so it’s about due pretty soon.

Yeah, I instinctively tried to open mine with vinyl gloves on once and immediately thought “I’m dumb, gotta take these gloves off first.” That was a good shock when it actually worked first try, much confusion…

Learn some f*cking trigger discipline! One bump in the road and… yeah no, not good.

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Boston dynamics is trying to focus on research until they create a product they think has value, rather than release what they have now. AI is mostly running on hype, it’s severely underdeveloped for what the media is saying it’s capable of. Atlas isn’t ready to be alone in an airport loading baggage. Spot, on the other hand, is ready for survey operations in hazardous areas, and has been released now that it’s a viable product.

Agreed. While I love dogs like crazy, and personally don’t mind it (I’m big enough that it’s not a problem), I only think it’s OK if it’s a puppy who isn’t old enough to have learned yet… and even then they need to be trained, or they won’t behave later.

Am a cat person, loved the joke. It is quite accurate.