Nate

I’m just gonna have it make a video of Jesus Christ jack-hammering Mickey mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’ tummy-tum

$10 says they haven’t actually escaped anything and it’s just hallucinating a directory structure & file contents

I had to do the brakes on my car. Squatted down before even starting to work and promptly threw out my back

I’m 22

This in combination with the recent sudo privilege escalation could make some nice jail broken radios

I love how they champion Community Notes like it didn’t exist as Birdwatch before he bought it

This isn’t YAML, this is just sparkling JSON

What blinds are these? I’ve never seen this type before

Stupid, but I’d just lap it. Would give me the difference and worked well enough for the rare occasion I actually needed a stopwatch.

Also the Google sign in trick only works if you’re signed into Google. I used to put lineage on my old phones and now GrapheneOS. I stopped doing the stopwatch thing long ago however.

I could use my phone like normal. It marks the start time then anytime you view it it’ll display the difference. Reboots had no effect

I used to start a stopwatch when I’d get a new phone so I could see exactly how long I had it. Can’t say I ever tried to move them to a new device though

Basically just the plot of Saltburn

Finally a platform I can get behind