Ah, that’s the problem. He doesn’t actually have friends.

That’s almost sad, but I feel like he doesn’t really believe in friends. Just potential resources

Wait hold on a minute, this is the Dull men’s club.

That ain’t dull, that’s brilliant.

Either that or I belong here don’t I.

It will. I’ve lost ~70 lbs since moving out.

I got a promotion, got some recognition at work. House prices are stupid so I’m going to keep renting until living anywhere doesn’t make sense.

I’m thinking about leasing a BMW gran coupé.

My hair has been thinning into a crown for a while, so I’m considering just going bald and owning it. Look more confident at least, if not youthful.

Regardless how it all plays out, I’m better now. Won’t look back.

I moved out a while ago, the divorce is taking forever.

Man my mental and physical health hasn’t been better.

She was hot, but goddamn, hot ain’t worth what I went through.

Oh jeez. It’s been so long since I’ve seen that thank you.

But 4real tho my marriage was a hollow shell and a cruel charade

I don’t know what this is referring to but I felt that deep inside my chest

Ooooh that paper bag idea is nifty.

We actually discovered something that worked far better than peanut butter - Reese’s peanut butter cups. You break off a little piece, squish it into a ball, and place it on the bait lever. Not a single trap misfired once we switched to that.

They will have a joyous time with it. And you might find eviscerated mice under your couch one day. But my two dumbass fur balls just thought they were awesome toys.

Never figured out quite when they stopped coming in. The only really humane way to kill em is snap traps. I probably went through a couple dozen of them before they stopped showing up.

I was against using poisoned food traps because the last thing I wanted was my cat consuming a poisoned mouse. But, since our whole neighborhood had a problem with the mice, I wouldn’t be too surprised if a neighbor did it.

That works too. It just needs to get caught in a single prop for it to go down

Hold on a second.

Has anyone noticed Luigi isn’t appearing remotely afraid? He’s probably scared shitless, but he knows he is having an impact.

You know, there’s no reason we can’t have anti-drone fireworks.

They don’t really even need dangerous amounts of explosives, they just need a strong net to get caught in a prop.

Drones are pretty damn slow if you compare it to a rocket.

Cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool ass shit, just a lot of ways to die horribly.

Ah, yes, the holy Trinity.

The only thing that made less sense than a virgin birth or resurrection.

It still doesn’t make sense. Like from a narrative view either. It doesn’t help the story, or the belief it’s just a useless… Thing?

Engineers tend to be less accepting of the “debate and theory” part of science and more of the “analyze and act” part.

As in, the debate is stupid, the theory is that the rich have fucked us all, now let’s see what we can do immediately to make it work.

Fight porn is not what I was hoping for, yet not exactly disappointed in the result.