I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

Not collecting stamps, I like that.

Atheism is a belief. Just sayin.

Yes, and horse racing is called “fast glue.” I’d post the old 4chan pic of them all but some are kinda offensive.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.