Cool, another reason for me to hate football

Homie wrote an entire manifesto on a 30-06 shell

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Cardiologists probably hate fried food and energy drinks

And/or it brings out the worst people

My expectations were low, but Jesus christ

That’s what happens when you’re an unlikable piece of shit who’s irresponsible actions ruins peoples lives irl

What’s this about AI talking to kids?

Please stop spying on me

Give me the whole tiddy or give me death

record scratch “yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess”

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

“I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself”

Yeah, getting off facebook was probably the best thing for my mental health

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