That escalated quickly.

How old are you? It may still be doable.

School shootings are now so common

Well they got great marketing

How is it lacking? https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Bluetooth

So you have this thing called “head” that you can play copyrighted games with? We’ll need to confiscate that.

But can it run Crysis with ray tracing?

Notice me, senpai.

He’s so cute.

Your password is seven asterisks, right?

I dunno, I once combined two languages in the context and it started to give me a bunch of python code. Was scary.

It was a joke

Narrator: Of course, it wasn’t.

How do you know it’s close to the end? Simple: just swallow plutonium dioxide and it sure will be.

Password manager

Basically the same as in Windows: Keepass with manual sync between devices(using Syncthing for example) or Bitwarden (Vaultvarden if like you like to selfhost and don’t have enterprise account).

image and PDF viewers

I’d use a desktop environment defaults, but https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/List_of_applications

grep’s powerful

Awk and sed are great too. Sed will also turn 50 this year.

how does regex

It’s magic. You can(and should) test your regex here https://regex101.com/

It was originally GIMP Toolkit.

They probably already know all Nazi techniques.

You can now go back working there with this new secret technique.

That girl needs a new bf.