When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity
I believe she got dumped
Now we’re shitposting
the issue is not counteracting gravity, the issue is decelerating enough to hit the sun
Getting to the root of the joke, I see
The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident
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This message was totally written by a human
Obey the giant burning floating orb
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
This happens when people don’t have to learn a second language ever (and actually use it meaningfully) so they stay at the preconceived notion of there only really being one language and everyone else is just playing a silly game
In that situation I’d get completely turned around, compass or not
If Dr Robotnik was Scottish
It does sound like something Power would say
And the version of it most apps use doesn’t even have enough eyes. The original text (and the updated since Unicode) has 10-eyed O, while most places display 7. Old Cyrillic texts are pretty wild.
About to turn “latest” into “last” joke
The last 2 points seem to be extra important, especially ignoring the screams
So NZ is technically a mountaintop. Cool!