Is that your own layout, or is it a scheme like QWERTY or DVORAK that I haven’t heard about?

Oh god, Net Send.

At one point it was my job to track down and upgrade old PCs that had been moved by users. To my delight, I found that Net Send was enabled on all the org’s devices. I had the bright idea to use it to pop up a message on the affected PCs asking them to call me and provide a location. I copied a script from an old website and modified it to work with a list of hostnames. It, uh, worked - but while I was testing my script I ran it without commenting out the line that sent the message to all devices on the subdomain.

I turned my phone off for the rest of the day.

The average adult skull has a capacity of around 1.2 litres, or five regular cups of coffee. Our buddy with the axe there should think about getting his insulated and capped. Even if he’s not carrying around his whole day’s supply, it’s gonna get cold fast.

No, but it wouldn’t bother me if people I know IRL see them and recognise me. It’s happened a couple of times before (on Reddit).

All this time we’ve been keeping our true power hidden.

Also, if you mention Zealandia in New Zealand, people will look at you blankly and say “The bird sanctuary?”

That’s great! What’s Cosmic Alpha 2?

That d100 has weird markings.

Can we have a screenshot? I don’t want to sign up to Instagram.

My wife (presenting me with three identical carpet samples): “Do you like grey with a hint of blue, grey with a hint of pink or grey with a hint of yellow?”

Me: “Trick question?”

I believe he also had to go through the hell that is residency, I didn’t believe nurses do.

Nursing education never ends. All the nurses I know are a bit loopy from the constant need to retrain and recertify.

That first thing.

Go smoke a skibidi, kid.

Very useful article.

I’ve tried it and I didn’t love it or hate it. It was just… on my plate. Like the unsalted mashed potatoes of the meat world.

Canned corned beef, on the other hand - I’d probably eat it every week if it wasn’t so fatty.

Fatdog is Debian by way of Ubuntu designed to run from a USB drive. There’s documentation on the website.

Maybe!

But not /c/nostupidanswers.

How bad are the toxins? How sick will they make you?

Because we’re not criminally insane.

But since we’re on this fascinating topic, here’s a Youtube video about other things people have tried to substitute for coffee during the American civil war. (Hint: not beans.)