Have you heard about Ai?

You guys, WiFi isn’t magic it’s science so you must sacrifice a Scientist.

So take the boom boom out and put on a much lighter camera.

Aren’t hypersonic missiles just hypersonic suicide drones? Like the entire point of drone’s is that they are cheap, this has no purpose.

Inventor of time travel:

1985 - 1885, 2099 - 2199, 1776 - 1776, 800 BC - 826 BC, 1472_x+1 = 1472_x + 2, 1162 - ongoing.

Na, at that point through the device away.

If you’re in the same neighborhood as a girl it’s a date, if you’re in the same house as a girl you’re married, if you’re in the same bed as a girl you’re in hell

Damn, easy win too, if it goes off nobody would be left to collect.

I don’t think you understand journalism doesn’t work.

I personally don’t think news organizations should make money, like at all, they each and every one of them needs to decay into the sawdust they are worth.

We live in the information age if you have something worth knowing it will instantly be known by everyone in the world wether you like it or not.

The only purpose of News Organizations since the invention of the internet is to change the truth to a more convenient lie.

If the only way you can figure out how to get paid is by changing the Truth then you fundamentally have no purpose and are an adversarial bad actor that is parasitic and hostile.

We should have this only the winner is the best conspiracy theory proven true. It would be a tough race this year with the Epstein files and all.

Not a fetish but theoretically if it was where could I find this innocent art so I can quietly admire with dignity and condem those with lust

This is absolutely 100% without a shadow of a doubt the most hilarious hypothetical I’ve ever read.

Was the report AI generated?

And you don’t think it has anything to do with her being a pseudo-psychic who’s species in known for altering emotions on a mass scale, which she definitely doesn’t do pinky promise?

Sounds like the best excuse to switch to Linux I’ve ever heard.

What? You want to stair at some indistinguishable grey rectangle instead of this cool mechanical flap?

It has bears on it.

I’d certainly die on that hill.