Lost in chaos!

I fEeL oLd AnD wAs OnLy BoRn In ThE eArLy 2000’s

When someone previously told a vrtx vm not to auto boot after power up and none of the remote access is working either… Both undocumented as well, of course. And your tired AF tech is statically configuring the wrong IP range on their laptop to manu because it’s been a long shutdown day and are also unfamiliar with the system in general (me). Good times, I figured it out though, but lots of sweating and swearing.

I’m not, I’m also imagining an alternate timeline where their last name was Holder instead of Held

dim

Disappear

By time you reach the carpeted walls it’s actually slightly jarring for there to be such an unexpected change like that. I’m pretty sure the black room was carpet as well, but it could also just be pixelation, I’m not 100% sure.

Didn’t notice the other odds though, was too horrified by the walls and ceilings … and then after the carpet, the garage… my goodness.

Wait, you’re telling me fried green potatoes are not good for you‽

“What do you see when it’s coming back up?”

“Right back to the problem I’m having!”

“So you don’t see [insert OEM logo here]?”

“Nope. And it’s still frozen!”

“Where’s the power button you’re holding down?”

“On the monitor!”

Open the window and throw it out, please

I wash my face with my shampoo and then bar said the rest of my body

I dunno, I don’t like unnecessarily interacting with strangers. I’m gonna go sit in another room and tinker with something else for now.

Haven’t heard of the proverbial cheeseburger… gonna stare at this phrase for a bit.

He’s still wearing it when he feeds the pupper his night night yums, which would be after the appointment and after picking up the prescription.

Have they fixed enterprise sso yet?

Closed captions: [John Wick]: subtle whisper I wouldn’t…

100% but 3840x2160 and small taskbar icons?

I only don’t hate this because I love frogs. If the spider lives frog too, then I can tolerate it.

When we do it right, you forget we’re here and we’re ok with that.

I prefer that when done properly a network admin is simply forgotten about.

Where’s my network admins at?

Don’t forget to take breaks… If you want to be remembered as a coward!