I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you

You underestimate my grasp of my own stupidity.

I checked my ears three times before posting that

Found em

they were on my desk under an old empty box of antidepressants

yeeted it

progress

I’d go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can’t find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I’d take it

Yeah once Phil takes his resperidone and valium combo he’s chill as fuck

Wish his wife didn’t poach more than half the valium though. Fucking rude as hell. I wanted some.

I never actually read much of the thing

I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don’t care that it’s not native to the region or whatever.

Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe

There’s some fanfiction out there that can make you regret learning language at all.

can we pronounce it like “asshole”

During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.

We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.

Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.

I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.

edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn’t matter if you don’t think about it too much

I’d rather not ask

I’m not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine

Same

Ok Mr Task Manager

• hit VSCode with a fucking hammer
• break Edge’s fucking shins
• fucking drop a nuke on Teams like you never signed the Geneva convention
• murder the useless node server on port 5001 that your coworker insists needs to be running while developing the current project
• tuck the mouse jiggle script into bed, lil guy had a long day :3

Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye

but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺

I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences

I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

this is multidimensional wisdom

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven’t seen that many in a long while.

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse