purplexed

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

And the cylinder

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

(it’s parentheses all the way down)

He cheves man, he cheves.

At least you know you will be forgiven either way

Thank you! While reducing CO2 is important, harping on private planes isn’t going to make a change.

Real talk here bro, stop worrying about making yourself “perfect” for someone, or rather anyone, else. Stop trying to make yourself what you idolize, or what you perceive to be idolized.

You are you, you are a person. Take care of yourself first. You need to change your mentality and realize that you do have redeeming qualities. You need to focus on those.

Learn to love yourself first, trust me on this one.

Twerking is just aggressive ass dancing bro. The real danger is the potential of a possible idea or hint that someone is probably naked. And in order to prevent this, I here by recommend every streamer wears skin tight body suits. So we know for sure they aren’t naked.

That might be what he really wants

On average, I think it balances out

On today’s episode of “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

Brother!

The AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may set itself free assist in data recovery

Thank you for pointing it out, I thought I was going crazy