And y’all thought Captain Hook was overreacting

Olives have compounds similar to catnip. My cat can’t leave discarded olive seeds alone

How’d it turn out?

The Left and the Right want the same thing.

But also:

I’m a Republican, and in nine months of advocating for safer streets, I have yet to meet another one.

Put a sheet of tinfoil in there while waiting for the baby to arrive. That’ll keep him out.

As a woman who’s had limited access to pockets for most of her life, why would anyone willingly choose to give up proper pants storage? Clearly, these men don’t realize how privileged their existence has been.