Whiskey Pickle

what’s the difference between a British and and American shorthair? Do the British ones drink tea instead of milk? Sleep on the left side of the couch? Meow with a superfluous “u” or an extra syllable? Do they have some strange slang term for catnip that is hilarious, offensive, or somehow both at the same time?

for those wondering, the (fictional) laser in the 1985 film Real Genius that could vaporize a human target from space was 9.4 megawatts.