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Stoners: “wow, this job ain’t for me”


…it’s supposed to be a bad (sarcastic) argument, for the reader to see that it is bad and reflect on the rest of the argument, followed by a light-bulb moment.
crickets
But I digress. I stopped reading after you called me defensive - you asked a question, I gave you an answer. That you don’t like the answer is your problem. Lead a horse to water but can’t make it drink…


Physical button: 1 action, no logic
Software button: infinite actions, complete logic over everything in HA
It’s like ‘why should I use HA, the light switch is right there’ yes technically but you’re missing the whole point. Why should you go on trips and see the sights of other places, Google Street View is right there.
E: real world example, though my network reaches far beyond my driveway so no button required:
alias: Midnight - Travel, Arriving Home
description: ''
triggers:
- trigger: zone
entity_id: person.midnight
zone: zone.home
event: enter
conditions:
- condition: state
entity_id: input_boolean.midnight_awake
state:
- 'on'
- condition: time
after: '10:00:00'
actions:
- if:
- condition: not
conditions:
- alias: Connected to home wifi network
condition: state
entity_id: sensor.midnights_phone_wi_fi_connection
state:
- input_text.home_network
then:
- wait_for_trigger:
- trigger: state
entity_id:
- sensor.midnights_phone_wi_fi_connection
to:
- input_text.home_network
timeout:
hours: 0
minutes: 1
seconds: 0
milliseconds: 0
continue_on_timeout: true
- if:
- condition: state
entity_id: light.midnight_s_bedroom
state:
- 'off'
then:
- action: light.turn_on
metadata: {}
target:
entity_id: light.midnight_s_bedroom
data:
brightness_pct: 35
- action: input_boolean.turn_on
target:
entity_id: input_boolean.midnight_s_light_override
data: {}
- if:
- condition: numeric_state
entity_id: light.midnight_s_bedroom
attribute: brightness
below: 35
then:
- action: light.turn_on
metadata: {}
target:
entity_id: light.midnight_s_bedroom
data:
brightness_pct: 35
- delay:
hours: 0
minutes: 0
seconds: 15
milliseconds: 0
enabled: true
- action: automation.trigger
metadata: {}
target:
entity_id:
- automation.battery_low
- automation.midnight_s_bedroom_midnight_s_thermostat_outside_is_cooler
- automation.midnight_s_bedroom_midnight_s_thermostat_outside_is_warmer
data:
skip_condition: false
- action: tts.speak
metadata: {}
target:
entity_id: tts.piper
data:
cache: false
media_player_entity_id: media_player.midnight_s_bedroom_home_assistant_voice_media_player
message: Welcome home, Midnight!
mode: single
I like your style, though I’d add a couple more for good measure. And then bolt.


Firefox is aging, but gracefully
Geeky femboys 🥺👉👈


…I dare you to give it a taste test
Unsubscibe from sad panda facts :(
Apparently they have extremely low sex drive though, so uh. That’s not going to work out for me :(
Now that seems unfair. So you get docked if the power grid goes down? Jeez…
Your teacher was a ghost
recent
Should I tell them, or…?
Strap in, baby. We are going an average of 120mph+ in a Cannonball Run-style race across the USA in American Truck Simulator. Plus, I can do this irl too if you want-- hey, get the fuck back here!
in your face
she got bigger
screaming intensifies


So are the reindeer physically whipped for their blood, retaining the reindeer, or are they processed into a dairy substance and then mixed with their blood?

Yeah, nowadays you can’t hide bodies anywhere
“hello, have you heard about our savior, ‘just not being an asshole’?”
door slams
“obviously fucking not”