How very black-mirror of them…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_(psychology)

Because sometimes I would rather things be slow than blurry, and my workstation monitor is >1080p.

We really need to get past the 1080p barrier. AFAICS there is one economical KVM solution for that, and several costly enterprise kits. Surely the actual hardware cost/difference per-unit would be quite small now?

In the begining, was uranium, and the uranium was not stable?

Not anymore!

A series of coffee tubes!

The collapse of society, visualized.

Sorry if you took that as a literal accusation, it was meant to be some light-hearted McCarthyism satire cast upon this whole sad state of affairs.

Wonder if a convenient wall mount would even be worth it, isn’t a golf ball sized pellet enough for a lifetime of consumer usage or something?

wat?

100% of wordpress™ users in recent poll agree that…

Are you now, or have you ever been… a WP Engine customer?

There’s a good idea and some real potential here, but it didn’t quite land for me.

…and we all know what that advantage can do! (Covertly looks in IE’s direction)

Brain updates? Now with integrated thought-crime prevention using AI-safety training data.

Why has nobody mentioned package managers? I can’t be the only one who cares about that…

They show a phone on life support, so maybe they dumped it from RAM?

3am

Great, now we’ll have separate “california-model” ai-models, like cars.