• Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Oh you are still on the old puncture method? Haha no, you just need to soak the onions with potatoes for a month and sleep with the slurry it produces in plastic socks for 3 weeks. This is the superior method, because it doesn’t risk the hole getting infected.

    With the potato method, all the impurities soak into the skin on your feet which then peels off in a big sheet, so you can throw that vaccine away!

    (I regret typing this but now that I have its there… describing degloving in positive terms did it for me… but they do that kinda shit…)

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      3 months ago

      I was considering having them put the onion/mint/silver mixture over their eyes for a few hours, but your degloving went so hard that I’m just going to step back and let you have it.

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        3 months ago

        I mean in fairness these are the same wackadoos that deglove their children’s intestines with bleach enimas as a cure for autism and see the deglove excrement as positive proof of like worms or something… when it’s just them shitting out their own intestines…

        So it’s not actually that hard… just I’ve read a lot from that sort of alternate nutjob…