- cross-posted to:
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/4456204
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20 years ago our cat fell out of our workshop’s ceiling and we decided to keep it. True story.
Just set a bowl of cat food outside. You’ll have a cat soon enough.
Mom did this and ended up with a pack of squirrel 🐿️. Hey wait a minute (your username)…
Or a raccoon. Either way, new pet.
Ah, true. I’ve ended up with opossums more often than raccoons, though.
I get aggressive ravens.
My mom’s last cat just sorta walked up to the door on the middle of raining and started yelling. Yeah, cats distribute themselves.
Ceiling Cat was annoyed that the girl was reading a book.
This is because the best kitties choose the best humans for them. Mine jumped out of a dumpster into my arms instead of a ceiling.
The Cat Distribution System is always working overtime.
At least two of our cats just kinda fell into our lives. One we found abandoned as a kitten by the levy. The other just kept walking into our house, hanging out on our porch, and sleeping in our garage, and we never found who the original owner was.
What dimension do I need to travel to where cats just fall out of the ceiling? I had to fill out paperwork and adopt my cats just like any other animal.
We found a kitten in our garage wedged behind some cabinets that required us to half dismantle the garage. Would have preferred he fell through the ceiling. He’s wonderful.
even in adoption, cats manage to be the most adorable shitheads in the world
There is an example from the x-post on !comics@lemmy.ml:
This hits home. I have a kitten on my lap right now that my daughter found on the side of the road yesterday… we think she’s about 6-8 weeks old. (…)
EDIT: And another one:
Totally true lmao. Its how I got my cat Chevy. He was found as a kitten by my Uncle on the tire of my Grandfathers Chevy. Years later the same Uncle found another kitten on the axle of his car, he named it Axle. He also named Chevy. He is definitely creative with naming cats.
The cat chooses you.
You are the Chosen One!
This was made by someone whos never had a dog, bc dogs fuck your stuff up 1000x a cat.
It’s not about how they fuck up your stuff, it’s about how cats just randomly show up in your life whereas dogs have to be consciously and actively adopted.
Opposite experience for me.