flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-29 months agolashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarniesfiles.catbox.moeexternal-linkmessage-square88linkfedilinkarrow-up1378arrow-down17
arrow-up1371arrow-down1external-linklashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarniesfiles.catbox.moeflamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square88linkfedilink
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down7·9 months ago“We have conquered the world for spices.” “Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?” “Absolutely fucking not.”
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down3·9 months agoEast a jar of English mustard and report back.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·9 months agoI accidentally west the whole jar
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 months agoYou may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoI can’t upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down5·9 months agoOh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype. I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down3·9 months agoNow, if only you used them …
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoBetter to be funny than a pissy little Brit.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·9 months agoHow would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·9 months agoYou’re having a day-long freakout on the “OK Mate Wanker” community with a banner of beans and tagline of “Obviously satire, dozy wankers”. Take off the clown shoes, you’re bringin shame to the profession.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·9 months agoThanks for telling me what I should do!
“We have conquered the world for spices.”
“Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?”
“Absolutely fucking not.”
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
I accidentally west the whole jar
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
I can’t upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.
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Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
Now, if only you used them …
Twat.
Better to be funny than a pissy little Brit.
How would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.
You’re having a day-long freakout on the “OK Mate Wanker” community with a banner of beans and tagline of “Obviously satire, dozy wankers”. Take off the clown shoes, you’re bringin shame to the profession.
Thanks for telling me what I should do!