I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.

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    1 day ago

    Make everyone shit rounded rare earth metal cylinders. Suddenly we don’t need Cobalt and Lithium mines any more and the worst aspects of having to poop are solved too. It’s dry and doesn’t stink, so no need for the toilet, just poop in your little collection bucket, no need for wiping and then you go on with your day.

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      19 hours ago

      Squeezing a metal cylinder out my chute sounds a lot less pleasant than just pooping poop.

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        19 hours ago

        Haha fair enough, I was thinking of multiple little ones not singular big ones. Think of bunny droppings or something.