• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    552·
    1 year ago

    “I painted over your outlets with leaded paint. Anway because I think I did such a great job ill increase your rent but since im feeling generous I’ll only raise it by 40%”

    -Average landleach

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
      101·
      1 year ago

      “I may have bough the paint anf all with money I got from your rent but trust me it would be so hard to pay for the paint and all if not for me”