• CatherineLily@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    88·
    10 months ago

    “My heart is broken,” Gardner told the outlet. “Our baby shower is going to be next weekend, and he’s not going to be at home to go to that with me.”

    Oh, don’t you worry about that, ICE will show up and detain that baby.

    • Zink@programming.devEnglish
      191·
      10 months ago

      ICE will show up and detain that baby.

      I heard they got the protip from the Commander in Chief himself. You just grab ‘em by the pussy and that baby ain’t goin’ nowhere!

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      10 months ago

      The baby might not even be an American when it’s born. It’s dad isn’t American so no birth right citizenship right?

      • CatherineLily@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        1·
        10 months ago

        Well, since their mother is a citizen, they would be a citizen at birth. However, we all know ICE doesn’t follow the due process, so anything can happen.

    • Ech@lemm.eeEnglish
      33·
      10 months ago

      I’m not sure you know what a baby shower is…