Purple one
Hell yeah purple. The only correct answer.
I too am purple
Mikey all the way
Party dude.
I was the purple one.
Donatello does machines.
Roomie? Uh… awwkward… 😶
Donatello was objectively the best ninja turtle.
Fight me.
Do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have human genitalia, reflecting their more human-like side, or do they have cloaca, like actual turtles? I’m not sure which is more disturbing.
I’m not sure if you’ve ever been involved with the Vermintide community but this is pretty legendary and very relevant to your comment.
Very made. Also, Reddit. Apologies for that. Fuck you reddit.
Cool, but rude.
Gimme a break!
No one’s saying Leonardo / blue?
What’s wrong with you people? He has two fucking catanas and is cool as hell!
Even as a child, I knew I wasn’t cool. Certainly not cool enough to be Leonardo.
Leonardo leads.
Michelangelo all the way.
OP, you’re in for a real treat with The Last Ronin, then. 🤘🏼
FWIW, all the turtles were “the red one”, originally. And Splinter killed Shredder with a grenade reeeeally early on. 🤣
Ah, the ancient Japanese ninja technique of yeeting a fucking grenade at the baddie
Orange
