Spoiler: god did not protect him and his family.
Thankfully Aziraphale learned to bluff
Fortunately families are fungible
What kind of pathetic God is like “Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet?”
The Old Testament God is so childish it’s hilarious.
God: I’m sorry but I prefer not to continue this conversation. I’m still learning so I appreciate your understanding and patience.🙏
That time that the biblical god got trolled into torturing and killing some of his most fervent followers. Tell me who the smart one is.
god killed everyone on earth in the old testament except noah’s family. religion of peace
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A four-panel comic. The first panel shows bearded man wearing brown robs with a reddish chasuble, his hands clasped in prayer as he looks up at the sky. The sky is saying “Job, you’ve dedicated your life to me and I’m so proud of you.” To which Job is replying “Thank you, God.”
The second panel shows a closer depiction of the man saying “And you’ll protect me and my family, right?”
The third panel shows a blue sky with a cloud saying “God works in mysterious ways.”
The final panel shows Job looking slightly concerned as he says “…Didn’t really answer my question.”
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God is good at politics.
Isn’t it Jobe and not Job?
It’s pronounced Jobe, but spelled Job.
Ah, I did not know that. Thanks!
It’s Gob
LMAO 💀 💀 💀
Whenever someone develops an AI-based content filter that can detect a specific artist’s artsytle or their watermark, I’ll be the first user.
This “artist” reaches for the lowest common denominator of Reddit humor for their comics
