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Cake day: August 20th, 2023

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    A four-panel Mr. Lovenstein comic titled “THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO EELS OF WOOD”

    The first panel shows an angry pink humanoid standing on a green circle, holding a bunch of asparagus spears and speaking to a yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid barely in the panel. The pink humanoid is saying “HEY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE BAD?”

    The second panel shows the yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid in more detail. It has a halo and is wearing a white robe. It’s rolling its eyes angrily as it responds “OH MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING?”

    The third panel shows the still-angry yellow-skinned humanoid cooking the asparagus spears in a frying pan over the open flame of a gas stove as the pink humanoid watches on amazed. The yellow humanoid is saying “SAUTÉ 'EM AND DON’T FORGET THE SEASONING! STIR AND TASTE AS YOU COOK!”

    The final panel shows a close-up of the pink humanoid holding a half-eaten asparagus spear with its mouth full and eyes wide in awe as it says “IT’S… DELICIOUS!” A response from off-screen replies “OF COURSE IT IS!”

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    A white page with black text. On the top left is the Google logo. Underneath is text reading:

    "UH OH!

    “You’ve used all 75 of your daily free searches!. You’re currently using Google Lite for infinite searches, please consider subscribing to Google Premium.”

    On the right side is a digital drawing of a bulldog standing like a human with its right forepaw on its hip and its left forepaw holding a pair of binoculars to its eyes. Underneath the dog is text reading:

    “Get one month of Google Premium for $14.99 AUD!”

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    A sticker attached to a pole with a QR code in the top right corner. Down the left side are the letters A to G on coloured tags with arrow-angled right ends, and under G a black coloured tag with HELL written on it, in the style of the European Union’s energy efficiency labels found on appliances. Each tag ranges in colour from dark green to red and increases in size the further down it goes. Each arrow end indicates a different silhouette.

    The A tag is dark green and very short, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a walking stick figure.

    The B tag is a slightly lighter green than A and slightly longer, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a bicycle.

    The C tag is light green and slightly longer than B, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of an moped.

    The D tag is yellow and slightly longer than C, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a subway train.

    The E tag is orange and slightly longer than D, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a car.

    The F tag is orange-red and slightly longer than E, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a yacht.

    The G tag is red and the length increase from F is almost triple that of previous length increases, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of an airplane.

    The HELL tag is black and longer than G, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a tank.

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    Tumblr post by user iputmilkinearlgrey reading ‘parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound’

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    A four-panel comic. The first panel shows bearded man wearing brown robs with a reddish chasuble, his hands clasped in prayer as he looks up at the sky. The sky is saying “Job, you’ve dedicated your life to me and I’m so proud of you.” To which Job is replying “Thank you, God.”

    The second panel shows a closer depiction of the man saying “And you’ll protect me and my family, right?”

    The third panel shows a blue sky with a cloud saying “God works in mysterious ways.”

    The final panel shows Job looking slightly concerned as he says “…Didn’t really answer my question.”

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    A still of Verne the turtle from the movie Over the Hedge looking around a fancy garden in wary confusion. Text at the top of the image reads “The Virus bundled in the sketchy Itch.io game running in a wine bottle.” Subtitles on the image read “What is this place?”

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    A one-panel XKCD-style comic with the title “The Self-Hoster” One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: “It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation.” Character two replies: “Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?” Character one replies: “Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly.”

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    X post by Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack: every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don’t know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith.

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