What is the Airspeed Velocity of a laden Swallow?
Struggling to find employment, more and more birds are turning to ride-share apps to make ends meet.
Flying Mounts changed the game.
Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
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I can show you the world.
“To Mordor !”
See Gandalf, it wasn’t that hard…
Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate
Lmao where did you even find this
Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196
“LOL” said the weasel, “LMAO”.
“Follow that cab!”
It’s the dead of an Woodpecker attacked by an Weasel, A Weasel is a predator and even when the Woodpecker try to escape, the weasel don’t let him go and at the end he will kill the bird in the first occasion. It’s like a Lion riding a Cebra.
“And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage.”
