Two in the ground beef, one in the sink
I am shocked!
Common for first timers.
But there more times, right? I wasn’t complaining…
Beef?! Sorry, smelled like fish…
There’s an easy way to fix this. Break the other middle prong too so it becomes a metal utensil, which is sturdier.
this man knows how to toss a salad!
That probably came as quite a shock. Therefore you could call this fork '‘the shocker’.
You could put one in the sink and… Nevermind, I got nothing.
Two in the rare, one in the well done.
This is now for serving salmon and the single tine is for gorgonzola. Two in the pink, one in the stink.
That’s clearly bamboo, which isn’t a tree and isn’t wood.
I’m glad I’m not the only guy who is so dull that this was literally the first thing that popped into my head after seeing the picture 😂
It’s technically just grass. Then again, pumpkins water melons, bananas and tomatoes are berries…
Thank you for stating this. I was gonna say something but I didn’t want to feel pedantic. But now that you broke the ice I can justify dogpiling.
The forking shocker, two in the beef, one in the salmon.
For when you want surf with your turf.
The origin story of the shaka is that kids would throw the shaka hopping trains at a bruddah who lost his fingers working at the sugar mill.
Shaka, when the fingers fell
Tembe, his thumb and pinky wide
There’s a statue of that guy somewhere on Oahu, I wanna say the Polynesian Cultural Center.
Up in Laie.
I heard the guy story from the uncle who runs the historical train thing in Ewa.
🤙
Shocker
Fork over dinner just this one tine.
It’s now a threek, and suitable to be used at Olive Garden.
Well more fibre in your diet I guess
Now it’s a thrork
