I don’t believe in bigfoot, but if there was any cryptid that did exist, it’s gotta be that one. It’s the most boring, most mundane, most realistic cryptid. I mean… It’s just an ape of some kind. An ape we haven’t yet discovered, but nothing super fantastical either.

Hmm… 🤔

I wonder if some religious people use the same logic to choose which God they believe in. Cuz I mean, why would you not want to believe in Greek or Roman gods? They were cooler. Christian God, even if it exists, is kinda lame compared to other gods. 🤷🏻‍♂️