Fruits that fall off the tree ferment and make alcohol. Monkeys, apes, and other animals eat them for the alcoholic effect.
Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it’s the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well…until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot.
This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver’s license
Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm.
If anything, God made alcohol incredibly prevalent and easy to discover and produce
There is an old Disney documentary called “Animals are Beautiful People”. There is a segment of the movie dedicated to showing how monkeys, elephants, giraffes, and other animals can get shitfaced off rotten fruit.
Some birds also intentionally make fruit ferment and then get shit-faced off of it. Humans are hardly the first species on this planet to make booze.
Birds tongues can’t taste capsaicin.
