Katamari Damacy!

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag is a close 2nd Edit: almost forgot about FEZ!

Lol, with the Republicans pro-prison platform it’s unlikely they follow this stance. There is no justification to keep alcohol, a known poison, legal and not weed.

Who isn’t thinking about Ferenginar at all times

If I worked at one of these rallies as the sound engineer I would absolutely take one for the team and fuck with him the whole time. Hot mic then too quiet, spill my coffee on the mixer, patch myself in and start reading the German version of 50 shades of grey.

He doesn’t have his real number :(

I let the squirrels have at it, even giving them a hole to get the seeds. Then when it starts rotting into the compost can. I gotta have that pumpkin spice dirt.

Add this to the news that Mike Johnson said they will end Obamacare and I can’t believe anyone would vote for Trump. He’s going to raise your costs, reduce government services, kill healthcare as we know it, the list goes on and on.

They wanted to put it inside the unit originally

Throw in baby Godzilla and watch it sweep the Oscars

All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.

Robots are stupid, that’s why Telsa has humans control them

Hey it’s an entitled little man in the flesh. As a lifelong biker fuck you. My taxes pay for the roads too. Cars are traffic so it makes no sense for them to get impatient and risk the lives of others. The car is the one not obeying the laws.

This is common. I was a no-pet person until my wife convinced me to get a cat. That kitten did not care about my space. It was on my lap anytime it wanted and he was going to kiss my face or else. Its hard to push away something that loves you from the first moment.

How do I know he’s immortal? Well when he was 3 we lived in LA. My commute was 1.5 hrs each way with a stop in Downtown for my wife. I drove a Jeep wrangler, mostly in bumper to bumper traffic. Well one day he decided to follow me out the door and sneak into the engine compartment. I had no idea. Drove to work with the stop in between. Luckily I parked somewhere covered when I got to work and stayed at the office for lunch.

Later I left and picked up my wife and was almost home when I hear meowing. I thought some stray got in there while my car was parked at work. Instead of stopping on the side of the road and risking it running into traffic we went all the way home. Jump out of the jeep and open the hood to see Orion, poking his head up and panting but unharmed. He saw where he was and ran for the house. If anything happened that day I would have thought he vanished in thin air. Why do they have to toy with us like that :D

Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many

Poor Alex Song (A.S.S.)

He guards the first gate and judges if you are worthy to pass.

They did but they forgot to make the hole bigger and it was quite a mess

To retire on a farm upstate, unless my mom lied to me 🤔

In the comics they are always stealing things from the news stand and stashing it there. It’s Superman’s 2nd greatest weakness.