And there is some green coloration on it, indicating the dildo was once painted to look like a cucumber. Derek Smalls gets it.
And there is some green coloration on it, indicating the dildo was once painted to look like a cucumber. Derek Smalls gets it.
Maybe it’s time to admit that you are bad at this and you should do something else besides trying to run a business. It’s clearly not your forte.
This is pretty good satire, and I gotta give you props for sticking to the bit, LunchMoneyThief.
Happy workers stay longer and don’t leave rotting fish in the vents right before quitting out of frustration.
If I start to salivate in sympathetic parallel to the imagined hungry dogs, does that count?
And then I start to drool!
Would explain an awful lot about the state of cinema lately.
Now that one I will watch, because it’s bound to be fascinating regardless of how bad it is.
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Tumblr goths, ffs.
My headcanon is that he tried the more technical and correct explanation, but most people he told it to started to go a bit glassy-eyed during that part, so he simplified his pitch.
The batteries things was also Morpheus’s explanation, and not necessarily a definitive fact of the fictive universe. Morpheus could have been talking out of his ass, or deliberately over-simplifying for the benefit of Neo, who he knew was kind of a dumbass.
…Why?
I assume that this thought experiment posits a space filled with the same average density of particles found at ground level on Earth. Obviously such a thing is nonsensical, but it serves to illuminate one aspect of the raw power of the Sun that we ignore, because we’re insulated from it by 93 million miles of vacuum.
Saving this to annoy my children.
Saganumenousness.
She’s 14, you weirdos.
How thoughtful of them to ensure that the deceased would have something to put up their butt in the underworld.