Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!

My wife was like this all the time. It was so exhausting and I couldn’t keep track of what she was mad about anymore. Then she started accusing me of cheating on a regular basis.

Then I found the texts in her phone to multiple other guys. Pictures and everything. I bent over so far backwards for her to keep her happy and that’s what happened.

Dumped her ass, got a new girlfriend that is radically different (she communicates) and I’m getting my life back on track. Restraining order in place. The future will be good.

I haven’t been on Reddit since the day they killed the apps.

Life has been more peaceful in some ways, and I’m not as stressed out. I stopped watching the news too, which had a similar effect.

What a save!

One of my coworkers carries a flipper zero around and opens up every single Tesla gas door we see. He hasn’t tried it on the cybertruck yet, the ones I see are usually on the move.

Man, don’t get me started on copiers…

We snuck our cat into our apartment skirting the lease. About 4 years in, they noticed our cat. We were given the ultimatum, pay $500 by the end of the week, or get rid of him by the end of the week. I was absolutely devistated, but we had no choice but to rehome him. We found a nice family across town to take him in. They would send us updates for about a week until he ran away.

About 6 or 7 months later, I’m watching TV with my wife at midnight, and I hear frantic meowing at the door. It was him!

The management company was in such disbelief, they waived the fee for us and he lived to be 12 years old. He passed away in my arms about 2 years ago. I’ll never forget him.

Buy 10 spatulas and get one FREE!!

Thank you, I appreciate that

What’s the first song that plays in the car?

I am not in a position to Shazam it.

Kinda off topic, but why do homeless people always seem to have a phethora of bike rims? Like just the rims

I saw one in person 2 days ago. I took a picture, and none of my coworkers think it’s a real picture (or that I took it).

It was surreal. I could see it coming from WAY down the road and I was thinking to myself “there is absolutely no way I am seeing a cybertruck right now”

I am dumbfounded they actually made them. I still can’t believe what I saw the other day

I was drunk and couldn’t drive, so my wife took me to get more beer. She asked me to put gas in our vehicle so I did because it was cold out. I noticed the pump behind me had the nozzle sitting on the ground which was hilarious to me. I took a snapchat picture and posted it saying “what a dumbass!” then I went inside to get my beer.

I get back in the truck and I’m having a grand old time showing my wife what the idiot behind us must have done when I hear the “CLUNK”. I was told I turned as white as a ghost. I’d done it. It was my fault.

I went inside, the cashier knew I was drunk (I was being obnoxious). I was profusely apologized and admitted it was all my fault. She went outside with me, explained it didn’t break and that they can reattach it, BUT there’s a charge.

The cashier then said to me “get in your truck and get as far away as possible immediately. I didn’t see you, this didn’t happen, and I don’t know what happened to the camera footage. Have a nice night.”

I hopped in the truck and just told my wife DRIVE. Security came rolling up as we were leaving (by chance).

Last Thursday, I succumbed to my outrageous electricity bill and they shut off my electricity. My lease is up on my apartment next month, so we decided to ditch the apartment.

10 years I lived there. All gone. I had to uproot my family and move in with my in laws. I’ve been moving almost all of my belongings to the dump, and I got a storage unit for the important stuff.

I could let this get me down, but I’m excited for the future. That defeated feeling got so bad, I feel positive (if that makes sense?)

I’m going to use money that would be for rent to pay off all of my debt and start from a clean slate. I see this as a new beginning.

I’ve been talking to almost everybody I run into and it really helps me not feel so doomed. Somebody even donated a car to us, I’m supposed to go pick it up today or tomorrow.

Even when things are as bad as they could be, there’s something positive in every situation if you look hard enough. My situation might suck, but I’m determined to not let it get me down.

Hang in there stranger, it’s all we can do.

That is actually considered a smaller truck over here in the states. Same size as a Ford Ranger.

Release the pressure in your pressure cooker near them.

I work on copiers for a living. Seriously, fuck HP.

I swear they’re designed not to be worked on. Just speaking of the fuser on any Laserjet photocopier, they heat up and cool down constantly. Obviously stuff is going to break and it needs to be repaired.

HP says fuck you! On the little desktop printers, on some models, you have to take all plastic panels off, and they all connect to each other so good luck getting it put back together right. They’re built exactly like a rubix cube. I literally clip off plastic tabs and just leave it. The customer never knows.

I’ve been through official HP training. They told me “we can’t teach you on a specific model because we average a new model every month, so we’ll just give you a ball park on what to look for”

I stopped calling HP support because they don’t even know their own machines. Shout-out to Laser Pros, they’re the best.

I was walking around one morning and heard that unsettling futuristic electric car noise.

To my surprise, it was an electric school bus! It looked like every other school bus, but the bottom was blue. I saw it take off too, it seemed like it had a lot of giddy up to it.

There are at least 2 of these rolling around where I live.

They’re built on the biggest version of that truck, which normally requires a special license. This one however, you can get with a normal class C license.

Yay! Boobies!