Would it have been okay if she was actually pregante? Can I just walk around and kiss pregnart belly?
pergante*
How is babby formed?
pergante*
Or in song:
PRAGENT
Dangerops prangent sex?
How do u… pregante?
Pamagranate!
Gregnant?
Pergament?
Only if you’re famous sex tape actress Paris Hilton.
actress*
Are you a famous person our super rich. Then answer is Yes. If not answer is No. Simple.
No, I don’t remember it at all, but thank you for sharing this hilarious moment with me. I feel no second hand embarrassment whatsoever.
I was on a packed commuter train once and in the silence this conversation happened
Seated guy (loudly): Are you pregnant?
Standing woman: Sorry?
Sg: I said are you pregnant?
Sw: No
Sg: Oh okay
The second hand cringey embarrassment of that interaction has stayed with me for about 25 years
Maybe someone on the spectrum wondering if they should give up their seat?
I think it was done with the very best of intentions, what it taught me is that you should either just go ahead and give up your seat or hang on to it, it’s the asking that makes things worse.
London transport introduced the little “baby on board” badges shortly after this, which simplified matters hugely.
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I wish that were the case. I’m chronically ill and there are times that I really can’t stand for long periods as I get frail. I don’t look typically ill as I’m relatively young (27) and at look I look healthy but my illness is internal and bowel related so I’m not going to look disabled or infirm unless things have been really bad and I’ve lost a dramatic amount of weight. Basically what I’m trying to say is that there are those of us who are ill who don’t match most people’s idea of illness and so won’t be asked despite some of us really needing a seat some days.
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As an Uber driver I often drive elderly people with walkers and whatnot.
I just ask them “Would you like a hand?”
I now know what radiation poisoning feels like
“I’m not pregnant”
“Oh, I know 😘”
Happy pride everyone 🏳️🌈
Didn’t know this before. Still don’t need to know it.
I try not to learn about Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton is legitimately smart as fuck and cashed in on her looks two literal decades before other women started doing it.
She’s made literal billions with the help of also having literal billions sure but she basically birthed influencers.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/12/style/paris-hilton-documentary.html
Dude… are you like 17? Do you not know any other women who cashed in on their looks before her? That’s not “smart as fuck”. There are literal people who got rich off of sex tapes based on their looks. holy fuck.
She might have gotten rich (like other rich people do) but she didn’t birth shit, except awful music. Documentary, by omfg, you’re going to tell me she is not going to market herself positively, in her own fucking documentary.
While he didn’t word it great, it is funny how easily people are fooled by her facade. Like it or not she is indeed a bit of a marketing genius, and not remotely stupid. She’s essentially like Will Ferrell and always in character if cameras are nearby.
Breaking News: Heiress to billion dollar fortune has easier pathway to make lots more money.
More at 11.
Impromptu Liposuction.
I’ve seen pinecones smarter than her.
Right up there with Ryan Seacrest trying to high five a blind guy.
What a save!
It’s the kind of thing that makes me cringe in the shower, and I didn’t even do it.
