GiantFloppyCock

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

I wish to sit upon my throne while watching you prepare my meal

pergante*

Mmm yeah, that sweet sweet grind culture

Fine looking loaf in the background.

I don’t know what to do with this information.

These takes are colder than my dead mother.

My god that outlet is just begging to get forked.

I feel like that’s a conversation you should have had with your parents by now.

Oh no, I hope… I hope it doesn’t string me!

shhhh just let it fappen.

Sorry, I’m trying really hard here. I did not call you weird, just saying that the whole thread in general felt weirdly hostile. Granted, I told you to get fucked after seeing that my attempts to turn this around were failing, which obviously did not help.

So I’ll try one last time. Sorry for telling you to get fucked, that obviously was counter productive. But whether you like it or not, I’m still going to wish you a good day.

I actually originally added that part because I decided I wanted to try to be nice and was genuinely trying to be positive, not sarcastic, patronizing, or condescending.

My original post said that I was going to take a walk, and wished them a nice day. Which is literally what I did and meant.

But after seeing that this was interpreted as some sort of attack, I removed it.

So I’ll add it again - I genuinely hope you and the others in this weirdly negative thread have a nice day, because maybe you’re going through some shit and need some positivity.

lmao ok boomer

Eh, get fucked.

You sound like a boomer because you’re answering it like a condescending dick. Could have simply said “ask the staff”.

Edit: removed the following text because it was interpreted as an attack(?):

“Anyway, I hope you have a nice day. I’m going for a walk to enjoy the cold air.”

kickass sky bridges too

Pronounced “g” or “g”?

Wait, damn, I thought I was getting the hose-down.

Surprisingly effective and 100% legal