Cruxifux

Wait, are worn holes a real thing?

Do I enjoy having sex? Yes. Is enjoyable for the people I have sex with? I highly doubt it.

Fuck for free? I mean… you know people enjoy having sex right?

Well that’s pretty fuckin stupid of ya bud. Good luck with your future. That’s gonna be hard to deal with.

Lol okay you tell yourself whatever pants shittingly stupid thing you want to make yourself feel better bud.

Yeah and Ernest is a name in North America but that doesn’t mean it’s not a stupid fucking name.

Every change and addition made to Facebook since it first started has been for the worse. This manchild is a monster who’s irresponsibility has literally caused genocides in Africa.

I learned today that every AI prompt uses about 16 ounces of clean water. It was really depressing.

Drugs are fine, great even! If you have the personality type where you can just do them once in a blue moon and not get addicted or do anything that could harm you, or others, or potentially ruin your life.

Although no matter what there’s some you should probably just stay away from. Like heroin or meth.

Pure evil.

Well my indigestion today is now actively terrifying

It makes sense if the person you heard it from was one of the voices in your head.

Yeah Phil goes down and to the left. I’d say oz goes down a little bit too, but I’m glad the maker of this meme still put those guys in the right section.

I think this is the most likely answer. Target women who are 1. Mostly attracted to other women and 2. Want to be in a polyamorous relationship. I’m basing this on zero information, but this is a scenario that would make sense to me.

Okay wtf, this guy looks dumpy as shit and all his wives are decent looking too. Like… it’s not even a religious cult thing? It must be a combination of sexual prowess and mad levels of charisma that I will never be able to understand.

Oh for sure. I realize I’m responsible for my own safety on the road, which is why me and my dog are still alive. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t piss me off.

When I lived in Calgary I almost got hit at crosswalks jogging with my dog countless times. By the time I moved away I was ready to throw the fuck down every time someone almost killed me or my dog (unless they gave me some sign that they were apologetic, which was very rarely). wtf is wrong with these people? Watch for people not in fucking cars, there’s crosswalks and bike laws for a reason, there’s other people doing shit in the world than just you. And I am not above breaking your mirror off your vehicle if you piss me off.

Yeah the mods can be annoying on here. Lots of times someone has replied to me and by the time I get to it it’s “comment removed by mod” without even an explanation. I wanted to know what that person had to say, even if it was a dumbfuck thing to say. These things only work with interaction, and if you’re stifling interaction on a platform that is starved for it then you’re not making it better, you’re making it worse.

“If you can’t ban the books then just make the masses hate reading” -old American proverb

Oh. See I knew like none of those things lol