Coral? I always assumed that was a tree and it means “hazardous to the environment”

SMH my head, so now she’s doing irish face? Potato face? No wait, now I’m being racist

In other news, Barbara Streisand has asked people to please stop sharing photographs of her house…

Tallest hobbit I’ve ever seen

There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier

Every single time I’ve thrown out a big box, I’ve ended up regretting it

That story again?

The chain of evidence for that shawl is extremely questionable, as ut only entered evidence like a decade ago and was previously in private ownership

The article doesn’t go into detail about the type of DNA analysis but previous if it was based on mitochondrial DNA it could be very inaccurate

That’s like saying “A diary entry from 1888, found in private ownership in 2010, said that Jack the Ripper wore glasses. Kosminski wore glasses, therefore we can say with 100% certainty that he was the murderer!”

Also, don’t believe articles that use phrases like “100% certain”. If forensics were this good, we’d have no need for courts

What the fuck?

Jeez dad, I’ve already said I’m sorry for losing. It’s been five years, when will you stop mentioning that game?

Regular doesn’t mean often. It could be regular by evolutionary standard, in which case the next reminder should come when we’ve evolved into crabs

Nah, I can imagine half a planck length

Well, they also have 70% of the earths surface while trees only have 30%

I mean, have you at least given it a try

Nice. In German we have “am Arsch der Welt”, lit. translating to “at the arse of the world” to refer to the middle of nowhere

Fallout 4 seperated the design for feral and non feral ghouls, making the former more human and the ladder less so. Ignoring that is kinda cherry picky

I love the casualness of this

I will not be standing for this Tik-Tok hate

Harry Cox was born in Barton Turf in 1885, the seventh of thirteen children born to Robert Cox (1837–1928)

Harry Cox, son of Dick Cox

At this point might as well name your son Veiny and Throbbing

I don’t get it in German or English