EnsignRedshirt [he/him]

This is why I drink on the bus. The bus driver keeps us all safe.

No offense to the moon but I could go way further than that in 28 days.

If you think you’re struggling for enthusiasm now, just wait until you start watching it.

Ask a friend or family member? Or just knock on a neighbor’s door and ask if they have a spare egg. You could offer to pay for it, but I feel like most people would happily just give you an egg if you said you needed one for a recipe.

Anthropologists discover evidence of ancient subspecies of humans with gigantic, goose-like penises.

Are there any flat-moon conspiracy theorists? I feel like there’s way more evidence that the moon is flat. We see the same side all the time. If it were round, wouldn’t we see different parts of it? We’re supposed to believe that it’s a spheroid orbiting us at the exact rotational speed required so that the same side is facing us all the time? Be serious.

Getting older and more mature has definitely helped with this. For example, I completely cut out the part where I promise myself I’m going to change the pattern.

Twitter Migration Report

I appreciate how many people are ignoring the X rebrand entirely and referring to it as Twitter. I doubt that’ll ever go away fully.

“Online” needs to be broken down into “dating app” and “met playing World of Warcraft”

Data: check

Beautiful: check

I’m no expert, but this looks pretty cut and dried.