I’d be so embarrassed

Murdering starts promptly at 8:00 in the morning

I’m assuming that’s local time, the note isn’t very specific

It’s only the Gulf of America in the United States lol

These shirts work to self-identify as such

That’s where they keep Lenin’s real body

Turn out, people like money

Should probably get that checked out

It’s the Sea of Japan all over again!

Whoa, less than 15 years on a life sentence. Thankfully Trump is here to remind us that crime does pay.