I remember that the vice principal of our Christian high school was annoyed with us saying ‘gosh darn’, and made the mistake of telling us, “If you’re going to say ‘gosh darn’, you might as well say ‘god damn’, because that’s what you really mean, and the Lort knows your heart.”

… We all just started flat-out saying ‘god damn’ like we were told.

Well, did you kill your parents when you came of age? You can be free from someone without killing them.

For the rest of your life!

You can also reset your immune system by contracting measles.

C’mon anti-vaxxers, if you really want to get rid of your current immune responses, there are ways of doing that. Just take a trip to West Texas.

(Please don’t though.)

Also relevant - you can’t smell porn. Everyone has a scent, especially when doing a physical activity.

I should not be involved with people who turn a blind eye to fascism.

Full stop.

I’m sorry to say that you already know what you have to do. There’s no easy way to do it other than to just do it. If it makes the process easier, you don’t have to pose it as “it’s me or them” because you already know what his answer will be. If he was going to change, he’s had plenty of opportunities already.

Don’t wait for him anymore. Live YOUR life.

Hello department,

Due to a recent policy change, the currently planned process change has been postponed. This is in part due to the new policy requiring all teams review and confirm that their work will not be impacted by any process change. Any issues that are discovered during these internal discussions must be immediately brought to management. Issues discovered this way will also set new policies to ensure the issue is fully resolved prior to any new process change. Please discuss the attached policy change(s) amongst your team and provide feedback prior to the postponed process change date. Please note that any feedback provided after the postponed process change date will not be accepted, per company policy. Any team who does not provide feedback prior to the posted deadline will require additional policies to endure promptness.

“Can you confirm if this impacts your team by tomorrow? It’s holding up the release, and management is ready to move on it.”

OP already did reach out to someone for help. Thats what the disability claim is.

Do you see how requiring an extra step of “asking for help” to complete the paperwork to “ask for help” starts to be overly burdensome when it’s someone specifically asking for help with their executive disfunction?

It’s like requiring someone who doesn’t speak English to fill out a form in English to enroll in an ‘English as a second language’ class.

I don’t think I will ever understand this mindset.

You decided to force a child to live through societal collapse because “it’s something to look forward to”.

Yikes.

Did it really dissolve into rust, or did your parents secretly throw away your poop nail in the middle of the night?

I think it should depend on the company at the time of the purchase, but that the company is still responsible for their branding.

Although, I also think the real answer is that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and any outrage is being misplaced onto a company instead of the system that caused it.

I’d even say add another column of “Skills to get the interview”.

They have for me - albeit I was swimming in an untreated lake at the time.

First, think about how smart the “average” person is.

Next, think about how half of the people in the world are dumber than that and you start to get an idea.

Yeah, yours is hypothetical. Good luck solving entropy.

“People have died long before Jack the Ripper. If we want to prevent death, you need for the root cause, which isn’t Jack”

We’re not trying to solve every case of data disappearing, but the large influx that has appeared as a direct result of Trump’s orders.

In case it’s not obvious, the root cause of that is Trump.

Kinda spoils the idea of seasons 1+2, doesn’t it?

Oh well, content creation machine goes BRRRR.

No.

Hope this helps!

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Literally earlier today:

Ok, don’t miss your exit. It’s XYZ, in just a few miles.

Ok, it’s the next exit. Get into the right lane and turn when you can - what’s that?

Why did this guy merge into traffic doing 20 under the speed limit? I have to pass him. Did the limit change? Is anyone else passing him? Why didn’t he have his flashers on? Is he speeding up now or is he still just causing a hazard by going so slow? Am I the crazy one or is it him?

Ok, it looks like I’m far enough away, but I need to keep an eye on him just a bit longer to make sure I’m not still in danger-- and there goes my exit.

Not being able to choose what you focus on SUCKS.