Specifically a tool, like a Werkzeug for example.

Edit: that’s what I get for commenting after only reading the first panel then, haha.

And two different brands?

Haha, what a fucking plonker. England is nowhere near Australia.

I’ll be honest with you, I think it’s more likely I’m confusing them with whales as a whole.

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I always forget and think they’re mammals.

Please don’t tarnish our beautiful, antiquated British system with such names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv2P0X1oT30

I’ve scrolled past this a few times thinking the hyphen was a full stop. Now I get the joke!

Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

Ah, the stoic blueberry.

No, I saw the screenshot in the article of “going to PRISON?!?!?!” and thought, you know, I don’t think that’s all that schocking in itself. Granted it had the look of Tumblr about it and Tumblr’s signature move is overreacting, in hindsight.

I’m laughing quite hard now but I do apologise. Hopefully this makes it clearer:

• "Is this how I find out that
  • "other people find
    • “finding out that someone’s going to prison”
  • less normal than I do?“”

Yes! Sorry!

Is this how I find out that other people find finding out that someone’s going to prison less normal than I do?

Objection! Does the baby on the bus not likewise go wah wah wah?

“Ladies and gentleman of the committee, I put it to you: thousands, perhaps millions, of American songwriters have written about missing their truck. How many have written about missing the bus? I rest my case.”

Wiktionary is the website for you then. Lots of obscure words on there added by bots from old dialect dictionaries and all kinds.

Bothers me? I find it mildly interesting.

That was my first question: are people going around saying this?