He never existed. He is a figment of a religious groups imagination. He is a fictitious character based on ideas of what a religion needs as a figurehead.

OP described his explanation, Lost my mind has the real answer through.

I used to wear a one piece freezer suit to work in a frozen food warehouse. Farts were always a gift and a curse. They were warm, but the only way out was through the neck hole.

I’m disappointed by the lack of Egyptian theme in the backyard. I expected the them would carry through.

Does Israel have video evidence of you having sex with underage girls or were the women you are on tape of legal age and just non consensual?

Start producing smarter cheese. Give it two cells, it may vote independent.

It doesn’t have sentience, it votes Republican

Ok so they would orbit above the field of space junk, would they by any chance have to fly through that field of space garbage to get up to that higher orbit?

It might be super cheap in the future to launch them but it will be into a field of fast moving garbage. The cost effectiveness of throwing more and more telescope up into space to try and get pictures before they get knocked out by the debris of the past will be a losing proposition.

I think Scientology outlasted Hubbard because the basis of the cult is to constantly collect blackmail on the members through assessments which makes it hard to leave without your dirty secrets getting released and every person in your life cutting you off.

One or two shots from a silenced 22 rifle would shut these dogs down without all the hassle of feeling bad about shooting an actual dog. It would keep you far enough away to not be filmed.

This would cost the data center 300k while only costing 15 cents or less for two bullets.

I mean if you have a box of bullets and you are dying it only takes one bullet to finish the job, the rest of the box is good for the next person. So that the narrative isn’t broken you should be picking up 49 bullets not 50.

I only make yogurt.

Will they make another poster next time they delay it or just cross out May 8 and write the new date next to it?

A little ding is enough to render a camera lens pretty useless.

To be binging on minge.

I’d like to see the math on how fast you would get thrown around inside a Zorb going down a ski hill or a off a ski jump.

I feel like you would still get injured but instead of hitting the ground once and stopping you would get a few Kilometers worth of soft tissue injuries and sprains compiled on top of eachother.

It would be funny if the black and white version has him web slinging down the road and the color version has him stumbling down the road drunk.

Two completely different stories, a black and white mystery spiderman and a drunken stupor of a man falling apart in his post war PTSD in technicolor.

Then everyone would watch the series twice.

It would be interesting to have Adrian Paul do a cameo as Duncan MacLeod just to keep the tv show canon.

Starship Troopers is the one that I still remember, I also remember a small amount disappointment that it wasn’t in the actual movie.