Reading that just broke my hip.

says wildly dangerous and stupid things

“The joke’s on you. I was only pretending to be dangerous and stupid, so that I can scare everyone with my dangerous stupidity. Now, make me the most powerful person on Earth.”

“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

Wake up at 5:30 and not have to deal with any bullshit from anyone else until 2pm sharp. 8.5 uninterrupted hours for long walks, “deep work,” and weightlifting. You know, the typical work day.

To think it all started with DoD nerds hooking up in the 80s.

The tested LLMs fared much worse, though, when the Apple researchers modified the GSM-Symbolic benchmark by adding “seemingly relevant but ultimately inconsequential statements” to the questions

Good thing they’re being trained on random posts and comments on the internet, which are known for being succinct and accurate.

That guy’s vote is getting counted. Is yours?

The FEMA “bankrupted itself to give ‘illegals’ money while denying citizens’ valid requests” bullshit is penetrating. It’s obviously bullshit, but it needs to be countered.

Studies showed that acceleration not making a sound makes men crave cock and women crave vagina. Elon Musk and George Soros had those studies suppressed. Do your research.

Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.

There’s an alternate timeline where the non-profit side of the company won, Altman the Conman was booted and exposed, and OpenAI kept developing machine learning in a way that actually benefits actual use cases.

Cancer screenings approved by a doctor could be accurate enough to save so many lives and so much suffering through early detection.

Instead, Altman turned a promising technology into a meme stock with a product released too early to ever fix properly.

The GOP’s entire narrative is that Zelenskyy has now gone all-in with Democrats and is snubbing Republicans. Their “God Emperor” just proved that claim to be false.

Trump has quite literally lost the script. Now, they’ll all have to pretend it didn’t happen whenever a camera is around while the panicking continues privately.

It’s a “being popular on Reddit” simulator. Everything you say generates discussion, but it’s all bots talking nonsense.

Why is that weird? I put things out hoping someone will grab it, so i don’t have to risk the city not taking it.

Even better, they said she had a “mental health” episode when she was doing her job to see that Arlington wasn’t desecrated.

She later refused to press charges, because she knew that would subject her family, friends, coworkers, and herself to the right wing death/rape/torture threat machine.

Ah yes, the Fourth Amendment right to drive a vehicle while intoxicated. You could argue that the Founders were referring to horses and buggies, but clearly the spirit of the law was that it should be legal to get intoxicated and operate any mode of transportation. We’ll see how that airline pilot’s case goes, though. I’m worried that his right to fly drunk will be infringed.

No weird. No weird. You’re the weird.

Anyway, they’re eating the cats in Ohio, folks. They’re EATING the CATS!

Nothing spices up a marriage like Communism.

Please, please someone tell Trump about the Voodoo angle right before he goes on stage at a rally. Or right before he does one of those cringy call-ins to Fox News.

A van could transport the people, but what about his emotional support refrigerators? They won’t fit in a van.