No weird. No weird. You’re the weird.
Anyway, they’re eating the cats in Ohio, folks. They’re EATING the CATS!
No weird. No weird. You’re the weird.
Anyway, they’re eating the cats in Ohio, folks. They’re EATING the CATS!
Nothing spices up a marriage like Communism.
Please, please someone tell Trump about the Voodoo angle right before he goes on stage at a rally. Or right before he does one of those cringy call-ins to Fox News.
A van could transport the people, but what about his emotional support refrigerators? They won’t fit in a van.
“So, how long have you been drinking beer? Not, like, today. I mean in general. A few years or…?”
If a device can start listening when you say, “Hey Siri,” it can also start listening when you say other words.
Who could possibly imagine Google and Facebook doing something unethical, then lying about it?
”In most moments of the day, there’s a smart device in within two-inch radius of us. That means a smart device is likely within earshot when we talk about our plans for the weekend, how badly we need our kitchen remodeled, or which SUV model is best for the family with our spouse, and so much more,” the company wrote.
Facebook and Google swear they cast it into the fire, because they don’t want to take away your privacy to make money. Do you believe them?
Traditional instruction gave the same result as a bleeding edge ChatGPT tutorial bot. Imagine what would happen if a tiny fraction of the billions spent to develop this technology went into funding improved traditional instruction.
Better paid teachers, better resources, studies geared at optimizing traditional instruction, etc.
Move fast and break things was always a stupid goal. Turbocharging it with all this money is killing the tried and true options that actually produce results, while straining the power grid and worsening global warming.
The fundamental question is, “Do you trust Facebook?” They have the resources to manipulate the story and twist the truth. They have the capability to spy on you with mics, but they say they don’t do so. Do you trust them?
“Meta does not use your phone’s microphone for ads and we’ve been public about this for years,” the statement read. “We are reaching out to CMG to get them to clarify that their program is not based on Meta data.”
Ah, yes. The tried and true defense of “we’ve denied it for years and continue to deny it” must be credible coming from a source as trustworthy as Facebook. I hear they’re planning on holding a press conference to pinky swear they’re not listening to the microphone they demand access to in order to show you ads that make them money.
That phenomenon isn’t exclusive to AI. A societal structure where a minuscule number of people amass all wealth and see themselves as gods is an inherently evil system.
Everything they do and everything they create is a means to increase their wealth and power at the expense of everyone else. At the expense of the planet itself. Regulators, courts, the government, and every other institution become captured vehicles that exist to increase their wealth and power. The people are made poorer and poorer while being distracted by bread and circuses.
The only war is class war.
“But… but that’s a criminal conspiracy!”
“Yes, like I said it’s a corporation. What part are you not understanding?”
Why anyone still wants to participate in a Nazi-friendly playground is baffling to me. I get not deleting when he bought it. Maybe it won’t be that bad.
It is that bad and a hundred other kinds of bad on top of that. Look at the “investors” that helped him buy Twitter. Delete that shit. It’s spyware and propaganda.
“I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”
holy fuck = “I don’t even realize this catastrophic error could exist.”
For hundreds of thousands of years, we spent 2 or 3 hours a day hunting and gathering, then chilled out and had fun the rest of the time. That’s what our bodies are designed for.
“Rearranging the bones took all weekend, but it was worth it to see the looks on all your faces. By the way, I quit.”
“We’re pivoting from serving peasants to fleecing rich dumbasses that subscribe and pay monthly fees for features built into the car.”
And they’ll make money doing it. Because there will never be a shortage of people with more money than sense.
Ah yes, the Fourth Amendment right to drive a vehicle while intoxicated. You could argue that the Founders were referring to horses and buggies, but clearly the spirit of the law was that it should be legal to get intoxicated and operate any mode of transportation. We’ll see how that airline pilot’s case goes, though. I’m worried that his right to fly drunk will be infringed.